The 5 Best Ejaculating Dildos [For Next Level Orgasms]

If you’re anything like me, you absolutely love dildos. I consider myself a dildo connoisseur. A collector of all things phallic. Phalluses, like a fine wine, bring me pleasure to use, abuse, and collect. Ejaculating dildos quickly became a fixation of mine.

When I first heard about them I was thrilled, scared, and bit skeptical. I had questions. So I did what any sane person would do. I scoured the internet and my local sex shops. I spoke to a few different “experts” and gathered opinions. Finally, I ordered about 10 different products to try.

As my new sex toys arrived one by one I began to feel a tinge of buyer’s remorse. I did just spend an absurd amount of money on products I was still skeptical about. However, I knew I had to soldier on as men and women everywhere were counting on my ejaculating dildo reviews. Besides, returning all those packages would have been a serious headache.

Out of the initial ten, six I threw away. Four I kept. I’ve had so much fun with the four that I went ahead and purchased another one. Bringing it all together at five. Here are the 5 best ejaculating dildos.

The 5 Best Ejaculating Dildos

Big Shot Ejaculating Dildo

big shot ejaculating dildo by evolved novelties

Just like the name, this thing is big! If you like a dildo that really fills you up with its size and then with its cum, consider this big boy. My vagina can take a serious beating, yet I was still a little sore after using this thing. I even joke that you can use it in home defense. The thickness, veins, and bulbous head ran up against my g-spot and gave me powerful orgasms. I usually only orgasm from g-spot vibrators.

The Big Shot does it all. A very realistic look and feel. The veiny shaft leads down to a pair of perfectly sized balls. It has 10 different vibrating speeds within the shaft. It has an easy to use button that forces the fake cum out. Add in a suction cup that you can easily stick to your wall or floor for hands-free fun. It’s not quite as powerful as a rabbit vibrator, but it gets the job done.

One of the main attractions of this sex toy that I have is the materials. Evolved Novelties uses only the highest quality silicone and ABS plastic. No cheap knockoff materials that are going to mess with your body.

You can easily recharge the Big Shot with a USB. Most squirting dildos lack vibrations making this a very unique pick.

It’s easy to clean and simple to use. Refills are inexpensive and fast. The materials are of high quality. The Big Shot looks and feels real. Everything combined makes this the best ejaculating dildo I’ve ever used.

  • Realistic
  • Suction cup
  • 10 different vibrating functions
  • 6-inch insertable length with 1.625-inch width

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Doc Johnson Bust It Ejaculating Dildo

Doc Johnson is a big player in the sex toy industry. They design and create some of the most purchased and used sex toys in the whole world. It’s no surprise to find them here as well.

The Doc Johnson Bust It is a 7 inch, realistic, suction-cup and squirting dildo. The squirting mechanism is a pump that’s easy to fill, clean, and shoots of large cumshots. It was a total blast experimenting with the Doc Johnson.

Doc Johnson uses a fake cum they call “Nut Butter”, no pun intended. The Nut Butter is essentially a lubricant that looks and feels like the real deal. While I still prefer the fake cums I’ve linked below, the Nut Butter does the job.

The only real issue I have with the Doc Johnson is in the materials. It’s made from PVC which is less expensive than silicone, glass, and metal. However, it’s not as body-safe and has been known to deteriorate over time and use.

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King Cock Squirting Dildo

king cock 8 inch squirting dildo

The King Cock is an 8-inch, ultra-realistic dildo that I’ve found perfect for cum-play. It has a realistic pair of balls that lead up to a thick and veiny shaft

The real treat about the King Cock is how simple it is to use. The squirting bulb takes the place of where a suction cup would normally be. When you’re ready for the cock to cum, you simply press hard and fast down on that suction bulb. Hold on tight and remember to aim as cum will shoot out quickly.

The real downside I’ve found with the King Cock is that the bulb won’t be able to fit a ton of fake cum. You’re not going to be able to drench yourself or your partner.

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Bad-Dragon Lil’ Squirt Ejaculating Dildo

sourced from Bad-Dragon.com

Okay, you’re going to need to have a bit of an open mind for this. I totally understand that it’s not for everyone. However, if you’re into fantasy, this one is so amazing and fun to use.

It’s based on a penis that is supposed to be dragon and canine combined.

Bad-Dragon really shines on two fronts. Firstly, their cum lube is fantastic. It looks exactly like real cum and has a similar texture. Secondly, they give you a large syringe and tube that’s capable of shooting out massive amounts of cum quickly. You can completely cover yourself or partner using this product.


Strap-on-Me Ejaculating Dildo

Last and probably my least favorite is the Strap-on-me dildo. It’s not very realistic and is just a boringly flat surface. Not many curves or veins that I normally enjoy.

There’s not really too much for me to say about this dildo. For the price alone I don’t think it’s worth a purchase. However, if you’re looking for something with less realism and more of a simple shape. This is an okay choice. Sadly, squirting dildos are niche so there’s not a ton of options to choose from. This just happens to be, in my opinion, the best of the worst.

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How to Choose Your Squirting Dildo

Every dildo is as unique are you are. There is no one size fits all. There’s definitely no one dildo that is going to fit every vagina, anus, or mouth. Experimentation and understanding yourself are key.

Size

First and foremost, size is probably the most important factor when deciding on your sex toys. If it doesn’t fit, you’ve just wasted money on a new paperweight. If it’s too small, you feel nothing but frustration. For most people, around 6 inches of insertable length is a good size. For width, many people are happy with around 5 inches of diameter.

Realism

Would you prefer your dildo to be shiny and rainbow-colored or do you want something that looks like a penis? Personally I prefer realism but it’s all preference. Consider what you would most enjoy.

Materials

Always check what materials your sex toy is made out of. Cheaper materials can actually cause different health issues such as BV. Higher quality materials such as silicone or ABS plastics are always preferred. They are more expensive, but you know you’ll be safe.

How to use a Squirting Dildo

Replicating the feeling of hot cum on your face, body, or inside you is surprisingly simple and fun. Here’s how it works.

All ejaculating dildos have internal tubing that “houses” the semen. This is actually very similar to the balls and prostate on a man. The tubing is then attached to a pump typically near the base. You pump the pump a couple of times and out pops a massive load of cum

The whole thing is really simple and you can use as much fake semen as you’d like. I have a lot of fun messing around with squirting dildos and I think you will too.

Fake Cum to Fill the Dildo

sliquid silk hybrid cum lube

An ejaculating dildo is nothing without the ejaculate! Most dildos are going to come with their own brand of faux cum. However, they are usually small bottles with only enough fake cum for two or three rounds. You’re going to need to resupply and we know just the products!

My personal favorite replacement is the cum lube from Bad Dragon. Bad Dragon is a sex toy company that focuses on fantasy-themed sex products. They know all about dildos!

If your more inclined to go in a different direction, Sliquid also makes an incredible silk hybrid lubricant. This won’t have that semen consistency but has a similar look. It also makes for an absolutely amazing lube for anal sex.

The Negatives of Using a Squirting Dildo

Ejaculating dildos aren’t all sunshine and rainbows. There is one glaring problem that I’ve always run into. Cleanup.

Just like regular cum and sexual fluids, you need to clean the fake cum. You need to clean the outside and the inside of the dildo. If you don’t you risk nasty smells and a deteriorating of the product.

Another problem I found was the lack of smaller sized dildos. I think what’s happening is the product manufacturers are assuming people who are into ejaculating dildos are more “advanced users”. I get that, I do. However, sometimes a girl isn’t feeling up to be drilled by an 8 incher that’s as wide as a soda can.

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